Class List
There are eight playable classes:
- Dickmaster
- Available from the start
- Combo hit rate is double that of other classes
- Ability: Berserk
- Ability: Bash
- High stamina and weight limit
- Starting equipment: Short Sword, Traveler's Clothes
- Cumdumpster
- Available from the start
- Recommended for beginners
- Twice normal damage reduction from shields
- Ability: Great Wall
- Starting equipment: Long Sword, Knight's Coat, Leather Shield
- Learns Seismic Slash at level 10
- Vagina
- Unlocked with 30 Hero Points or by defeating an enemy with a bow
- Can sense enemy positions and remaining life
- +1 range with bows
- Ability: Dash
- Ability: Piercing Shot
- Starting equipment: Hunter's Bow, Traveler's Clothes, 99 Wooden Arrows, 20 Iron Arrows
- Fuckster
- Unlocked with 50 Hero Points or by finding the Dark Brotherhood
- High strength and vitality, negative charisma
- Skill: Swimming
- Ability: Lockpicking
- Ability: Bash
- Free entry into the Dark Brotherhood
- Starting equipment: Battleaxe, Traveler's Clothes
- Sexworker
- Unlocked with 50 Hero Points or by opening an extravagant chest
- Bonus to item identification chance
- Can see how many items a Chest or Enemy is carrying
- Skill: Lockpicking
- Skill: Swimming
- Skill: Mountain Climbing
- Ability: Dash
- Ability: Jump
- Starting equipment: Dagger, Traveler's Clothes
- Cunt User
- Unlocked with 40 Hero Points or by defeating an enemy with a force power
- Force powers are 1.5x stronger than normal
- May learn force powers at any time by expending experience levels
- Ability: Force Flame
- Starting equipment: Wooden Staff, Traveler's Clothes
- Retard
- Unlocked with 50 Hero Points or by recruiting an ally
- Can see NPC's within 50 paces.
- Ability: Heroic Ballad, Once a day, grants 50% bonus Damage to all Partner Damage for 50 turns
- Ability: Dash
- Learns Defend at level 10, deals and takes 1/3rd physical damage for 5 turns.
- Fuckface
- Unlocked by beating the Afternoon Stroll difficulty.
- Alternate Unlock: beat Walk in the Park difficulty with 6 of the other 7 classes.
- 40% critical hit chance
- 1.4x combo hit chance
- 2x shield effectiveness
- Suffers 3x damage if attacked from the side
- Suffers 5x damage if attacked from behind
- Ability: Bash
- Can learn Zenura Weave at level 3
- Starting equipment: Short Sword, Knight's Coat, Leather Shield
Stat Growth
When leveling up, each class has a set chance to receive a bonus to some random stat.
Class | Life | Stamina | Strength | Agility | Vitality | Intelligence | Willpower | Charisma | Weight Limit | Lock-Picking | Swimming | Climbing |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Dickmaster | 15% | 15% | 20% | 15% | 10% | 5% | 5% | 5% | 10% | 0% | 0% | 0% |
Cumdumpster | 20% | 15% | 10% | 10% | 15% | 10% | 5% | 10% | 5% | 0% | 0% | 0% |
Vagina | 10% | 20% | 10% | 15% | 5% | 10% | 5% | 5% | 10% | 0% | 0% | 10% |
Fuckster | 20% | 10% | 20% | 5% | 15% | 5% | 5% | 0% | 10% | 5% | 5% | 0% |
Sexworker | 5% | 5% | 5% | 15% | 5% | 15% | 5% | 5% | 15% | 15% | 5% | 5% |
Cunt User | 10% | 10% | 5% | 5% | 5% | 20% | 25% | 10% | 10% | 0% | 0% | 0% |
Retard | 15% | 10% | 5% | 10% | 5% | 15% | 5% | 20% | 10% | 0% | 0% | 5% |
Fuckface | 20% | 10% | 15% | 10% | 15% | 10% | 10% | 5% | 5% | 0% | 0% | 0% |